THE ALL-TIME AMERICAN WRITERS TOURNAMENT
AS SIDE FEATURE to the big tournament (still officially on hiatus) we’re presenting a scientific assessment of the–
“MOST CHARISMATIC AMERICAN WRITERS”
–with aid from the boys at Scientific Customized Analysis Marketing Inc., who’ve been helping us with the Tournament itself.
Which factors have we used to determine as nebulous a quality as charisma?
A.) WHETHER OR NOT they’re cultural icons. Iconic figures in their time and ours.
-How large was/is their cultural footprint?-
The goal after all for writers (and promoters of writing and writers) should be to increase the literary art’s footprint in this society. This world.
B.) EXCITEMENT OF THEIR WRITING. How charismatic is their poetry or prose? Did it, in and of itself, create excitement for literature? For themselves?
C.) EXCITEMENT OF THE ARTIST. Did the writer create a visible persona? Become a larger-than-life personality? Did a myth grow up about the individual? About the person’s art and life?
The folks at S.C.A.M. Inc. broke this down further for us, into precise data points not unlike baseball sabermetrics. Or whatever the fellows at FiveThirtyEight.com come up with to justify their not-always-accurate-in-fact-usually-wrong predictions about politics.
-Do we claim our assessment as scientific?-
We do so claim this! If it’s scientific, it must be correct.
OF the more than 200 literary names analyzed, we’ll present, soon, the Top Fifteen Most Charismatic.
NOTE: Not included were those writers whose biggest claim to fame was in another art form or medium. Which means, no Bob Dylan, Hunter S. Thompson, Patti Smith or Eminem. Sorry! Literature FIRST.