ALL-TIME AMERICAN WRITERS TOURNAMENT
OUR EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE of the New Pop Lit Writers Combine begins soon. We have a first-rate team in place, both for conducting the exercises, and covering the event for the public.
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COMBINE DIRECTOR AND ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Director of the Combine is Count Leo Tolstoy.
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Count Tolstoy’s assistant is a sarcastic individual who was introduced to us simply as “Vladimir.”
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REPORTERS
Chief Analyst: Mel Diper @MelDiper.
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Commentator #1: Emily Dickinson.
Commentator #2: Norman Mailer.
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To add authenticity to their coverage, both Ms. Dickinson and Mr. Mailer will be participating in all tests and drills with the other writers. Better than the Winter Olympics! Don’t miss a minute of it.