ALL-TIME AMERICAN WRITERS TOURNAMENT
(Editor’s Note: We’ve received this poem in reaction to our choice of Ezra Pound as one of the writers to appear in the tournament.)
“Ode to Dead White Male Poets” by Cherry Bomb
NO fossilized memories lapsed
No comfortable trust fund hangers-on
who jumped on the change bandwagon
when the key founders were corrupted, co-opted, or gone.
NO designated set-aside protest areas,
regulated dissident zones
of tenured professors
defanged and neutered,
leashes brought from home.
NO inert fake po-biz foes barking bravely on computers
in their bedrooms,
bunny rabbit slippers.
By 2040 they’ll be ready to move;
(Make that 2047, if all goes well.)
NO Nazis, no fascists
No dead white male assholes,
No waiting for revolution
Meanwhile being jailed,
or jelloed into quivering dessert.
NO past, no tomorrow,
no what-might-have-been sorrow
Upturn the System
Overthrow the pig patriarchal pet poets past or present,
-Signed, Cherry Bomb, Assistant Director, OPA!
(Outraged Protestors Against!)