Fun Pop Poetry #19

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“Two Cat Poems” by Wred Fright

WARNING! Possible Adult(?) Content

Pound It

On the bus today, this dude was singing along with his MP3 Player:
“Girl, I’m going to pound your pussy into paradise.”
And I thought, “I could see petting a pussy into paradise
Or purring a pussy into paradise
But pounding?
I sure hope no woman lets him near her cat.”
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 A Stupid Limerick
 
 There once was a very hungry cat
who loved to eat this and loved to eat that.
She pounced upon a bird.
and the last thing she heard
was a woman screaming, “Get off my new hat!”

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(Cat photos c/o Jamie Lockhart.)
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(Send any crazy and/or silly and/or mad poems for our consideration to funpopoetry@gmail.com.)

 

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